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MORONS AT HEATHROW Two jokers have spent their time in Airports, in this case London Heathrow, by writing down strange names on pieces of paper then asking the Information Centre to call for the persons named on the paper through the airport loudspeaker system. They then placed themselves under one of the speakers and made a recording of the result. To make the whole thing more believable they dressed like taxi drivers and asked for help to announce the calls about 40 minutes after the arrival of e.g. Thai Airways or Air India. Not to reveal the joke they also pretended being incapable of spelling out the names themselves and they gave the announcer at the Information Centre only one note at the time. After the fifth announcement they had to leave Heathrow when suddenly Airport Security understood what was going on. The last one is therefore recorded at Gatwick. Open the attached Word document, check the names, double click on the loudspeaker symbol, listen and enjoy. These guys really should have the Big Entertainment Prize! |
| Looks like... | Reads like... | Sounds like... |
| Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed | I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired | |
| Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie | I've just been fired, and bye-bye everybody | |
| Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest | I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed | |
| Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet | Oo-ah, that ' s better and now I need a shit | |
| Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted | My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard | |
| Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee | Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea | |